If you don’t know how adorably stupid Jessica is, then you might want to check this out.

Watch LG’s very own Randy Duck (Neo) as he battles a limp-wristed Agent Smith. All raw! All uncensored! All really gay!

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Coming this Fall: See what happens when celebrities…sing?

Colin Farrell wants to tell you how to be a Hollywood Bad boy. Won’t this guy just go away?

Listen to the fey Trey and Rey as they talk about the worst dressed celebrities at the Golden Globes.

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Tony Paparazzi is one of the world's greatest celebrity photographers. In this edition Tony goes after J.Lo!

Back in the day he was known as the Master of the Universe. But now, after so many years away from the limelight people are asking themselves: Where is He-Man now?

We've always wanted a Don Cheadle Pet Chia Pet.

There’s a certain cell phone company that starts with a “V” and ends with an “N” – they have the most annoying spokesperson ever!!!

Tony Paparazzi is one of the world's greatest celebrity photographers.

Watch Arnold Schwarzenegger try to act. This guy is nutty.

This is one of LiquidGeneration's very first animations, and also it's crappiest.

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.

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Go inside Hollywood in this ultra craptacular cartoon.

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