Halloween can be scary, but if you look at it in the right light it can also be scary sexy!

These Hanukkah hotties can light your fire and menorah! Get naked and play Spin the Dradle!

It’s almost Christmas so be sure to have a hottie to help you open up your gifts!

Give thanks for having nobody to cook for you this Thanksgiving Day, and also for the start of a depressing holiday season.

America rocks! Independence rules! Liberty is totally frickin’ amazing!

If you drink religiously, do you get St. Patrick’s Day off?

A new year approaches! Resolution number one: waste more time playing stupid internet games.

Here they are! All the remaining holiday references we couldn’t work into the last three Who’d You Rathers! All at prices so low we’re practically giving them away!

At Christmas everybody’s got a little soul.

Ever since there was a Christmas there was someone trying to steal it.

A month of Christmas specials equals a month full of reasons that you should probably get TIVO.

It’s the witching hour! As in “witch of these people would you rather have sex with?”

Summer vacation is here! You finally have a lot of free time to waste.

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Coronas, Tacos and Salma Hayek’s cleavage!

These celebrities will take you out for Valentine’s Day and then dump your ass.

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.