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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

69184 Views | 7/23/2009

Bully For America

In this special report, Philip Norris discusses violent video games like the upcoming Bully by Rockstar Games and tells you why they’re good for America.

16191 Views | 8/18/2006

Hollywood Hates Black People

Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!

35570 Views | 5/05/2006

Charlie Sheen Solves our Gas Problem

Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!

25500 Views | 4/28/2006

What's In a Stupid Name?

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

27735 Views | 4/21/2006

Viva Illegal Immigration!

The Mexican immigrants of the world aren’t being heard loud enough and Philip Norris has some ideas on who might lead them. Hint: one of them isn’t your mom.

27240 Views | 4/14/2006

Wanted: Sex with Tenant

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.

37027 Views | 4/07/2006

A World Without Star Jones

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

29046 Views | 3/31/2006

LG Special Report: A Truce with Hollywood

This week Philip Norris and LiquidGeneration announce that they are calling a truce with Hollywood. Who do we want to make nice with? Who do we want to continue to bash? Tune in!

30321 Views | 3/04/2006

Gary Busey's Toothy Smile

This week Philip Norris unloads on the real reason LiquidGeneration is moving to Los Angeles: to bask in the God-like radiance that is Gary Booth’s Toothy Smile.

35253 Views | 2/24/2006