For all the right reasons.

Just another reason to love summer.

Makes everyone forget about their dirty car.

And ain't coming back.

This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

It's official, Jordin Sparks has a smokin' bikini body.

Or at least a well staged photograph.

As pissed as she looks, I hope she still autographed the picture.

It's really cool if you maintain a sense of humor.

Confidence can truly make any outfit work.

I don't think one of those cameras is pointed at the car.

We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

This kid is totally luckly.

Her hips are like one of the 7 wonders of the world.

Swimmer Ricky Berens accidentally split his uniform at the Fina World Championship in Rome. Or he just trying to use the swimming pool as a giant toilet. Who knows?

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.