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Child Tries To Choke And Kill Seal

Child Tries To Choke And Kill Seal

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

 

Christina's Veiny Monster Boobs

Christina's Veiny Monster Boobs

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.

 

Cloverfield FX Suck

Cloverfield FX Suck

Seriously nerds, thats the monster you've all been waiting for? You've been JJ'd.

 

Unibrow Monster

Unibrow Monster

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.

 

Death of Cookie Monster

Death of Cookie Monster

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

 

Monster Pig Killed

Monster Pig Killed

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

 

Thong Cookies

Thong Cookies

These cookies are a must-have for bachelor parties and bar mitzvahs.

 

Gene Simmons and Amanda Lepore

Gene Simmons and Amanda Lepore

Frankenstein's monster and Frankenstein's tranny. The perfect match.

 

Bald Britney as a Cookie

Bald Britney as a Cookie

Somehow I'm not hungry for desert any more.

 

It's True: Britney's Fugly

It's True: Britney's Fugly

Scientists have broken down the facts: Britney is a fug-monster.

 

Mario Cookie

Mario Cookie

Eat this cookie and you'll get 1UP!

 

Muppets Magazine

Muppets Magazine

"I will always be known as Cookie Monster, but I will no longer be a cookie monster."