These two are so adorable cute! (*wink* x 100 = sarcasm!)

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

It's hard to tell the difference but one is a millionaire and the other is cute.

Yummy! Who knew Sailor Moon was so cute you COULD eat her up?

The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.

We are not quite sure what this is, but its somewhat cute and incapable of running away. The excellent pet for your favorite Socialite.

Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

Possibly the cutest creature able to kill you, in the world. Except… where does the silk come from?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

How much more adorable can a freakin' scary photo of a blood-thirsty dog be?

We almost didn't even recognize her! She looks cute... especially without a bra!

...and you know how annoying SHE is!

Finally, irrefutable proof. She's too cute for words (though we still wrote some).

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

Because sometimes even smog needs to be cute.

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.