Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

The shocking thing is you don't have to feel guilty looking at her, she's actually 23 and far from starring in any actual High School Musicals.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

After spending one day pretending to be homeless Tyra Banks claims she understands their plight. She also only spent one day in high school and proclaimed "I'm smart".

Her right eyebrow looks a little higher than the left but other than it looks like they did a beautiful job!

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

M.I.T students took the day off "learninating" and Master Chiefed one of the statues on their campus. Run Away!

Christina Ricci proves that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Sadly, the cat pulls the look off with more flair... B for effort.

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

Compton High's remake of West Side Story, complete with an inter-district theater student exchange. Can you guess who is visiting from Beverly Hills High?

These "prototype" shoes are made to look like high-heeled snorkling flippers – but they're really just art pieces!

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.