OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Watermelon Woman

Watermelon Woman

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

 

15 Inch Waist Is Still Fat

15 Inch Waist Is Still Fat

Spurred on by Victorian Era design, this woman has been wearing a corset for 23 years. Her waist is the width of a CD and an inspiration to many.

 

Britney's New Weave

Britney's New Weave

Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.

 

World's Tallest Man

World's Tallest Man

The Guiness Book of World Records claims China's Xi Shun is the world's tallest man at 7' 9" -- but he's actually just seven feet tall. The extra nine inches is for the ladies!

 

Supermarket of Hoes

Supermarket of Hoes

If you see the 3-inch heels on discount, you know what kinda hoes I'm talkin' 'bout!

 

Ghetto Bike

Ghetto Bike

20 inch Dubs on a Schwinn bike? This guy is da bomb! DA Bomb! HE'S THE IZZLE! THE DIZZLE!

 

Easy Barbie

Easy Barbie

"Dude, so last night, I banged this awesome 5-inch plastic doll. I think she liked it."