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Lindsay Lohan Is Preggers

Lindsay Lohan Is Preggers

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!

 

Woops! Wrong Text!

Woops! Wrong Text!

A daughter accidentally text messages her dad with some very awesome news.

 

Grandma's Dead

Grandma's Dead

Cute puppies make bad news better.

 

Futurama in Lego

Futurama in Lego

Good news! We're no longer biodegradable living organisms.

 

Manliest News Headline Ever

Manliest News Headline Ever

He's a Scottish cabbie who moonlights as Rambo's sidekick.

 

Your Art Sucks, let's Drink!

Your Art Sucks, let's Drink!

Good news! If the art here sucks, you can drink the crap away!

 

A Mighty Big Piss

A Mighty Big Piss

Can you imagine peeing while looking out one of these windows? The good news is you would have a solid excuse for pissing all over everything.

 

Jake G is Gay?!

Jake G is Gay?!

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

 

Hayden Still Won't Bone You

Hayden Still Won't Bone You

Good news perverts, Hayden P-Something has turned 18 and is now legal. Bad news, she still thinks you’re a fat loser.

 

In Freakin' Adorable News...

In Freakin' Adorable News...

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

 

Police Pigs

Police Pigs

Not only are Cleveland's cops hilarious, but their news investigation team's pretty great, too!

 

Brazilian Eye-Popping Man

Brazilian Eye-Popping Man

The good news is, he's sponsored by Visine!