Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

Seriously. ANYTHING.

This dude isn't so much an idiot as he is a total idiot.

This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Makes for one hell of an airshow.

In record time.

One girls evolution.

All these stars have, at one time or another, conversed with Xenu or followed L. Rob Hubbard.

The inevitable autotune remix.

It's happened to all of us.

I wonder if quadruplets have souls? Maybe just a quarter of a soul?

Tosses around trucks like pieces of paper.

Not a great combination.

Everyone should go see this movie.

Imagine finding this pack on your back porch?!!?

But, damn, he gives it his all.

Released from their winter housing for the first time.

Is all it takes.

I would kill for one of these.