I can't imagine any event, that would necessitate this cake.

Brilliant and playable.

Oh come on, it's adorable.

Nauseatingly cute.

This will no doubt get fetishist very excited.

Martha Stewart teaches you how to make delicious Cake Farts!

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.

A Mario Bros. wedding cake. I am pretty sure the groom will never be allowed to make a decision again.

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

Hovercat is able to hover at incredible speeds, powered only by tuna flavored snack cakes and blades of grass. TO THE FUTURE!

Hilary Duff has a hideous looking sister, but Haylie's friends take the cake. We are not sure if that’s a chick or Alf, but.. Ewwwww…

A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!