Everyone knows Rusky Slovak commie meat-heads are a waste of vodka, but these two douches sucker-punch a guy's gal. They get theirs, though!

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

Close a bag of chips without the clip! Amazing!

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

Douche Gone Wild.

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

There’s nothing more enjoyable than watching a girl flash her fun bags, and by fun bags I mean boobs.

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She's loading up a pipe from her bag o' grass.

This Puerto Rican preacher thinks he's the second coming of Jesus, and his followers are paying him for it! What a douche!

I see London, I see France, I see your shopping bag's underpants!

Wow. K-Fed played the West Hollywood Halloween parade. What a douche.

He's got more skillz than a bag of pills! I dunno what that means!

This douche thinks he's enough of a karate expert to make videos. He can't even break boards with his face!

Every year LiquidGeneration celebrates summer by putting together a collection of beautiful, bouncing boobs. This year’s Boob Patrol features the fun bags we discovered at Lollapolooza. Till next year!

Celebrity Ho-Bags are everywhere, and whether you’re a skanky ho-bag like Lindsay Lohan or a pregnant ho-bag like Britney Spears, everyone wants to be a celebrity ho-bag. Which one are you?

It took well over 200 episodes of Whoose Boobs to get to this point, but it’s here – a video edition of Whoose Boobs! Watch these fun bags bounce to life!

This kid's life was ruined by tea bagging. Don't worry kid, a nation mourns with you.