Kelly Ripa rode the mechanical bull... and looked hot doing it!

Forget TV cliffhangers - these girls have ‘cliffs’ of their own.

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

The ‘06-’07 TV season is ending, and here are the hotties we’ll miss the most.

This is one of those bands that I knew nothing about before they came in, and thought they would sound much different than they did…probably because of the name. It turns out that ATE happened to be one of my favorite performances in long time. If you are into BritPop and/or the Smiths I think this might be your new favourite band.

Finally! The world's hottest female comedian is letting herself be objectified by the masses in the form of a magazine spread.

Shoving people is always hilarious!

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

Revamped version of the hip-hop song you can't get out of your brain. From the makers of PaxilBack.

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!

The smokin’ hot (and tragically not) Girls of Coachella 2007.

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

In case you were wondering why sitcoms that were produced during the 80s and 90s are hot – this is why they’re hot.

Pamela Anderson is back in Baywatch babe form! THAT'S why she's hot!

I say she's drunk.

Britney Spears was caught on film coming out of Millennium Dance Studios, looking better than she has in a long time! Check out those abs!

This was one of our favorite sessions yet as we actually had an accordion player in the house! Kate Havnevik is all over the place right now and we were psyched that she was nice enough to come by our studios a couple of weeks ago. One thing is for sure. The girl can sing. Keep an eye out for another song in a couple of weeks…

I'm actually more fascinated by why that girl's pants look like rubber. Weird.