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FAT KONG
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Yesterday PETA unveiled the latest ad for its "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign, featuring Bethenny Frankel, member of People with Extraordinarily Little Talent Society (PELTS).
My Cheetah-lined hat is off to you, PETA, because your ads continue to intrigue me. I find myself thinking, as I cut into my still-mooing T-Bone, "Who is PETA's demographic?" Considering your recent choice of spokespeople, I can only assume that your research, presumably conducted by underpaid monkeys at typewriters, shows that your core audience is people invested in reality television. How else can you justify burning our retinas with the likes of Steve-O, Khloe Kardashian, and Karina Smirnoff? (You know it's bad when your last name is a brand and they still don't want you.)
It makes sense though. PETA's invasive studies done on bunnies, show that reality TV viewers are far less intelligent people who can be more easily swayed into giving up those necessary extravagances like fitted Dalmatian tees adorned with hamster noses, and squirrel-tail tampons.
And as for the rest of us, the nod-and-wink, upper-crust "Adult Swim" viewer? Manatee flippers make for a lovely corset.
Kim Zolciak Is Gay For Boobs
This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.
Kelly Bensimon's Boob Tries To Run Away
Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.
Terri Hatcher is a Dog
Terry Hatcher continues to offend Asian sensibilities after her "Philippino" comment on Desperate housewives. Here she is dressed like a geisha in a poorly stunted attempt to apologize.
Nicolette's Knockers
Desperate Housewife Nicolette Sheridan was out and about in Beverly Hills recently... and apparently it was a tit nipply out! Ha!
Eva Longoria Has Mole-Ass
A recent stint at a celebrity volleyball game revealed the Desperate Housewife's chalupa. And there's a mole on it.