Before Kaley Cuoco and Lindsay Lohan, other famous faces (and their parts) have appeared in Playboy. Here are some of the sexiest celebrities to follow in Marilyn's footsteps.

Other than Lindsay Lohan, I've never seen such a convincing argument against drinking.

In preparation of Lindsay Lohan (and her inevitable prison stint), let's look at other celebrities who have spent time in jail or prison.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

In real life, alcoholism is a horrible disease (see Lindsay Lohan.) But hard-drinking cartoon characters are super cute.

With 20 days before she has to turn herself in, I see a few options for Miss Lindsay Lohan:

1. She'll overdose

2. She'll 5150

3. She'll accumulate several more felony charges

Love the judge, but why didn't they take her immediately into custody?

This weekend Lindsay Lohan went to the beach to test out the new beer gut she had installed in her stomach early that day. It can hold 3.5 more liters of alcohol and about 10 more Big Macs than her regular God-made stomach.

(via The Superficial)

Not to disparage the mentally handicapped, but Lindsay Lohan is clearly retarded...right?

Those are lines of cocaine in front of her (reportedly) and she's smiling for the picture. She knew she was being photographed...so it's safe to say she's retarded.

Here's video of Lindsay Lohan's court appearance this morning. Say what you want about women in pantsuits, but Lindsay Lohan is no lesbian. Wait....

We may finally have a mother worse than Dina Lohan.

Your Penance for coming to this website: Say 10 Hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers and bow to Lindsay Lohan's boobs.

Someone really could have gotten us one of these for Christmas. Our ass is as flat as Lindsay Lohan's these days. Seriously. It's like somebody sucked all the lard out of it and filled it with year-old cottage cheese. It's disgusting. And potentially lethal.

(Be safe this New Year)

Things are going to be a little slow around here till the end of the New Year until we're done drinking and being annoyed by our families. So you might as well take a look through our archives, play some old games, watch some cartoons and generally reflect on the decade through what we made for you. We've covered it all -- Britney, Tom Cruise, Lindsay Lohan, Britney and Britney and Britney and Britney and Britney. Yes, we've basically just made from of Britney this decade. But it was fun!

We might periodically update the blog throughout the week if we run into anything exciting, so check back if you're bored or you've run out of alcohol!

There's a lot to be thankful for this year: the sun is still rising, the birds are still chirping and Lindsay Lohan is still with us. Let's all say a prayer for her and to many more years of her drug-fueled anorexic presence. 

This animated gif of Lindsay Lohan is the future of online entertainment.