FAT KONG |
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Crackhead at Funeral |
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Slinky on a treadmill |
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs |
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Make a video game controller out of anything. |
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Wheel of Fortune Fail |
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car |
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Color Vision Deficiency |
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How Jersey Shore Are You? |
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Boobie Physics |
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If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.
Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.
Reporter takes a dive. Woops.
We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.
This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.
Finally, these guys are true friends.
This is even better than America's favorite acoustic heavy metal band, Tesla, covering the Mario theme.
What happens when you insert metal pins through your taint and attach them to a rope, all in order to pull a car for your friends? A wicked awesome time, that’s what!
Follow the greats like Axl Rose and Tommy Lee and get yourself in fighting shape with the Heavy Metal Diet. Side effects include alcoholism, herpes and heroin addiction.
Lindsay puts the pedal to the metal at Venice Beach. Don't they have bikes in the 'bu?
Forget removing your shoes and belt – this hottie takes it ALL off when going through the metal detector!
Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!
This guy thought he could be in Full Metal Jacket. Now he just stars on the internets!!!
We always get April showers and death metal albums mixed up. Maybe that’s because we believe in the devil?
What kind of rocker are you? Indie Rocker? Hair Metal Rocker? Or are you one of those super scary Christian Rock Rockers!?!