Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

The future of downloading porn is HERE, NOW!

Like everything cool, this TV show was produced by Pharrell. He IS a huge Star Trek fan!

The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.

We also want freedom, but whatevs.

I'd like to blow up HER Death Star! Knowhadimsayin? Knowhadimsayin?

Rawk! It's #3 of the bestest match pictures to make band names game on all of the Internets. We show you pictures, you shove them around, and then you become a rock star!

This guy thought he could be in Full Metal Jacket. Now he just stars on the internets!!!

Would you like some porn with your Big Mac?

Since the beginning of time, an epic battle has raged throughout the world. It has many names: Geeks vs. Jocks, Star Athletes vs. Star Wars Collectors, Muscular Bros vs. Tech CEO’s. Now you will officially know which side of the fence you’re on.

Stephen Colbert in an epic battle with an internet fan favorite. Who will win?

This baby will star in Breakin' 5: Goo Goo Ga Ga Slide!

Check out this new "game" featuring porn star Jenna Jameson. It makes us want to buy Jenna Jameson porn.

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

Never was there a game more challenging than Porn Star or Pop Star. It has porn, it has pop -- it's just a damn sexy game.

Ever since Ann Kournikova became a star, we have no problem admitting we're a bunch of communists.

Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.

Here’s the third installment of our hit game where you have to decide whether you’re looking at a porn star or pop star. It’s a really difficult game, but only because you can get really horny playing it.

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.