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And Now For A Moment Of Awkwardness

By: LG Staff
February 19 2010, 2:51 PM


When we woke up this morning and heard that Tiger was addressing the universe, we really couldn't give a rat's ass. Until we saw him make out with his mother, NOW WE REALLY CARE. Somebody has to stop Tiger Woods. It's getting ridiculous. First he goes and bangs half the porn stars in California and now it appears that he's also banging his mom. THIS IS NUTZO. They say he's in sex rehab, but I just don't know. Does this looks like a dude who's in sex rehab? It looks like a dude who can't say no...to anyone female.

Oh, Tiger. What are we going to do with you? This is just getting awkward.

 
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American Idol Report: There Are Lots of Tummies

By: Chuck McCarthy
January 13 2010, 7:39 AM


In my quest for pop culture knowledge, I watched the first episode of this season' American Idol.

What do I have to report?

You are going to see lots of tummies this Spring. If Celebrity Rehab (just watched a clip online) has taught us anything, it's that you don't have to be a winner to be a trend setter. I might not be in touch, but I do have somewhat of an erie talent for trend spotting, and if my senses are on the money, Janet McNamara is going to really leave her belly print on the halls and bathrooms of fashion this Spring and Fall. Over the next couple of months, expect to see even more jelly bellies than on Easter, which is actually in a couple of months.

Plus, don't be surprised if Janet doesn't turn out to be more successful in the long run than Ruben Studdard, just like everyone else. I can't imagine that the producers of the American Idol video game won't license her likeness for use as some sort of hidden character in the next edition of the game.

Furthermore, she inspired me to get pumped for my next job interview.

 

 

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Lindsay Lohan's 12 Steps of Rehab

By: Slippy Jenkins
December 23 2009, 7:13 AM

There's a lot to be thankful for this year: the sun is still rising, the birds are still chirping and Lindsay Lohan is still with us. Let's all say a prayer for her and to many more years of her drug-fueled anorexic presence. 

 

 

A Very Lindsay Lohan Christmas: The 12 Steps of Rehab

A Very Lindsay Lohan Christmas: The 12 Steps of Rehab

Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.

 

Lohan Found Panties at Rehab

Lohan Found Panties at Rehab

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

 

Amy Winehouse Smokes Crack

Amy Winehouse Smokes Crack

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

 

Dewey Cox Covers "Rehab"

Dewey Cox Covers

Dewey Cox & The Hard Walkers played "Rehab" and other Cox "classics" on a tour stop in Nashville. This is becoming more realistic than "Ray".

 

Lohan a Playboy Bunny?

Lohan a Playboy Bunny?

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

 

Ugly Winehouse

Ugly Winehouse

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

 

Too Much Booty in the Trunk!

Too Much Booty in the Trunk!

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

 

Lohan Rides Her Breastcycle

Lohan Rides Her Breastcycle

For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.

 

She Went to Rehab

She Went to Rehab

Amy Winehouse's only hit song is now merely ironic. Obvious jokes aside, hopefully she reconsiders that hairdo as well.

 

Celebrity Slutsicles: Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Song

Celebrity Slutsicles: Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Song

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.

 

Lindsay Leaves Rehab for Venice Beach

Lindsay Leaves Rehab for Venice Beach

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

 

Linsday Takes Her Top Off

Linsday Takes Her Top Off

Lindsay enjoy the sun at Venice beach when she went on a three-wheeling escape from rehab.

 

Lindsay Gay-Blades on the Beach with Pals

Lindsay Gay-Blades on the Beach with Pals

Lindsay took the day off from rehab to rollerblade with some gal pals on Venice Beach. Being healthy is sooo fun!

 

Lindsay Lohan & Nick Nolte's Phone Tap

Lindsay Lohan & Nick Nolte's Phone Tap

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

 

Lindsay's First Days in Rehab

Lindsay's First Days in Rehab

Actually this time around we should be calling it re-rehab. HA! Hopefully Promises will help more than Wonderland did!

 

Lindsay's Birthday Flyer

Lindsay's Birthday Flyer

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

 

Posh and Becks are DRUNK!

Posh and Becks are DRUNK!

The couple that parties together, eventually will have to enter rehab together. Welcome to L.A., Beckhams!!