Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

I see London, I see France, I see your shopping bag's underpants!

Faith Hill pitched a fit when she lost an award to Carrie Underwood. I had country, but that chick's a beeyotch.

I love it when sexy news anchors have Freudian slips of the tongue. Especially when Shepard Smith won't let her forget it!

Whoever makes these bkinis has a sexy sense of humor.

I'd like to blow up HER Death Star! Knowhadimsayin? Knowhadimsayin?

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Sexy Abraham Lincoln asks, "Wouldn't you like to Four Score with me?"

Hot cheerleader - now sexy spinal cord injury!

We've been searching for ways to make video gaming more sexy while making you more horny. We think we've found the answer. Girls + Video Games FTW!

Check out how this chick passes out on live television!

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

Sexiest sweater ever!

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!

The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.

For some reason this fat viking chick is really turning us on. Or maybe it's her sexy bicycle!?!

Nothing is sexier than girls who don't know when to stop putting on underwear.

Watch Justin Timberlake's new video "Sexy Back" and wonder whether or not he really has a sexy back. We vote no! Ew!

Ah yes, we knew there was at least ONE person who watched The Matrix.