We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

These jugs have been drinking all day. It’s time you give them a Breathalyzer test.

It's a sad day for everybody.

This is like the day I found out Santa wasn't real.

Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.

Today is the day you look at butts and see who they belong to!

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

Are you a Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times, cruising through the school day on a cool buzz? Or are you Saved By The Bell’s Zack Morris, making education more bearable with killer parties. Take this quiz to find out what famous student you’re most like!

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

Damn. What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Looks like she's gonna chock on a ham sandwich some day.

Some day one of these nerds is going to make something nerdy and kill himself or another person because he's a freaking nerd.

From the director of 28 Days Later, his next movie 28 Snorts Later. Swine Flu is ravaging the world and turning people into Pig Zombies.

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?