Tiger Woods has a new credit card sponsor that doesn't care about his sluttiness. The BastardCard.

Britney Spears was just arrested for cocaine possession and prostitution! See the news report!

From the director of 28 Days Later, his next movie 28 Snorts Later. Swine Flu is ravaging the world and turning people into Pig Zombies.

Just in time for the Oscars, here’s a look at all of the actors we think died this year.

Christian Bale can hardly contain himself when it comes to the biggest internet video screw ups of all time.

We all know Clay Aiken is a dance music icon. Now we can finally see his first dance music video!

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.

Last night on Idol Paula became flustered when trying to read her note cards, you'll understand why when you see what was written.

Here’s a sneak peak at the new horror movie featuring the cast of The Hills. After seeing this, you’ll never sleep with Spencer the same way again.

Check out a clip from Alfred Hitchcock's new movie, Psycho Britney!

The hacker group Anonymous wants to destroy Tom Cruise now.

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

Tom Cruise even crazier! Hip hop like you’ve never wanted to hear it!

Mr. Cruise is really very articulate in explaining his "religion" that every one else thinks is just an expensive SCI-FI Cult-RPG.

We’ve found out what Bill Murray really said to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in Translation.

Rambo and Jingle Bells. They go together like peanut butter and jelly, blood and gore.

Your favorite childhood heroes Gumby & Pokey are now detectives. Watch them completely suck at their new job!

See what happens when an LG Operative sneaks on the set of the Ellen Show. Hint: he tries to kill her dog.

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

LG's got the first footage of the Larry King Live interview with Paris Hilton! Best part: she's naked!