What is more adorable than kids firing AK-47s? A kid being shot in the eye? Totally.

We have no idea what this clown is saying, but it makes us want to go to Taco Bell.

We have no other way to explain this video other than it's funny and it involves dancing.

These people are like the Abba of Siberia. So much hotter than the Pussycat Dolls, too.

If we ever learned how to play the piano like this, we would have never quit.

We're surprised that Bob Ross doesn't actually spit into the squirrel's mouth to feed it.

This kid's life was ruined by tea bagging. Don't worry kid, a nation mourns with you.

You thought only geeks play D&D? Well, you're right. And sometimes girls play. But these girls are ugly.

If there was a plane in this video it would be PERFECT.

When kids pretend to be people they're not, the results are always hilarious. Like when the think they have super powers.

Damn, the 1960s are awesome! They were all about the high boots! (At least this guy was)

Here's an inspirational video of sorts from a guy named Matt. He travelled the world and he danced. Yep.

Here's a sports news commentator who claims that he's not a big gay guy. We don't believe him!

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

CNN's Nancy Grace makes herself look like a total asshat when she jokes about the Duke Lacrosse Rape Scandal. You must see this.

We never knew that Holy Water could be used as a weapon, and that priests really know how to lay the smack down.

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.

Nothing says "I'm a 32-year-old douchebag" like dressing yourself up as a Transformer.

We're not sure you want to buy this Super Soaker for your kids.

Another video about people who believe in little, green men.