Luckiest 15 year-old ever.

And they're still fainting over him.

Not too well.

Fears Julia Roberts.

If Cyndi Lauper started singing 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,' while I was stranded in an Argentinian airport...it'd fix my mood, also.

Let's hear it for Ozzy!!!

Here's the proof.

Yeah, she handles well under pressure.

Yeah, it's Robbie Williams (who shockingly, just took a wife??)...but it's still an awesome sight.

Salma Hayek sees a snake and freaks out.

We may finally have found a worse mother than Dina Lohan.

Here's an outtake of an interview with Gary Busey, who is suppose to be answering questions about writer Hunter S. Thompson, but instead he telling the interviewer how to interview. Crazy is not the word.

Is it really him? OR ARE WE BEING FOOLED BY THE INTERNET?

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Don't laugh. We're all obsessed with Vanessa Hudgens.

RIP Michael Jackson. The Moonwalk was pretty awesome.

Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

I guess if you're rich and famous you have lots of love to give.