This is exactly why you're supposed to keep body parts inside moving vehicles.

I love that the driver never even slows down.

Even better, than when he tries to save face...watching the girl roll her eyes and snicker.

Ever wonder what happens if you put a brick in a washing machine? Me neither, but these guys found out for us.

Did anyone else see, 'Grizzly Man'? Or the Polish newscaster get mauled by the circus bear? Wild animals don't belong around humans.

How bored or stupid do you have to be, before this happens?

We knew there was a good use for those iPhone farting apps.

This girl should have spend more time at the gym doing flips before maker an ass out of her self. I bet that hurt. You go girl!

Getting food into your mouth by lifting it is a thing of the past.

What's better than watching people fall? Watching them fall in slow motion. Enjoy!

We don't know what they're saying really, but it sound like it's not really important. OR IS IT?

If you're going to scare somebody, you might as well do it while wearing the cheesiest costume imaginable.

Another example that alcohol and slippery floors don't mix well.

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

This is proof.

Come get'em, ladies. They and their mustaches are waiting for you!

Look, we love cats just as much as the next person (lie!), but this just makes us happy to have a bigger brain than this little guy.

"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

Here's a man who has never walked through an Automatic Door, and will probably never again.

We want to laugh at this guy because we think he might be retarded. Or a serial killer.