He's a former detective, and well it’s not too hard to imagine a scenario in which he may have been fired.

When there just isn't enough time to fiddle with your gun safe its good to know you have a "back up" plan in the form of a shotgun mounted to your bed.

She's wearing a unitard, she has an 80s perm, she's miming lazer blasts, and she is playing a completely tone deaf version of Star Wars!

MC Hammer's career could be revitalized if he teams up with Andrew Meyer and his line of genius "Don't Tase Me Bro!"

The disturbance this student caused at John Kerry's speech is part of why he was tasered. Calling cops "Bro" and not "Sir" had something to do with it also. They hate that.

Reason number 57 why being an actor sucks: when you for real die everyone laughs and thinks your faking it.

When the people don't take The People's Court seriously, what hope do we have left?

This reporter got distracted by the image of boobs on the green screen. This is kind of the mature way you'd expect Adam Sandler to react.

Appalachian State made some history this weekend and beat the Michigan Wolverines. They most likely won because of this awesome recruiting video.

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

There she is, the dumbest blonde in the universe. There she is, proving stereotypes can come true.

Slip 'n Slide's are universally acknowledged as unsafe. This hillbilly ignored common sense and threw his babies like he's trying to get a 7-10 split.

The husband can be heard saying he "knew this would happen". Um, then why the hell did you let her drive? Did he know because he cut the brake line?

Watch the ultimate method actress fall flat on her face. She's supposed to be blind so obviously she wouldn't see the edge of the stage right?

"Heady gnarly radical waves were like totally catching my bodacious board brah." This surfer will help legitamize the sport of surfing.

Cops in NYC are apparently breaking the law. Luckily the opposite of a superhero, "Jimmy Justice", is trolling the streets. He busts cops with his mom's handycam.

What happens when non-MILFy older ladies make jackasses of themselves on video? Why, the internet rejoices, that's what!

Buns and cats! Buns and cats! What more do you need for adorable goodness?

This woman tried to buy all the iPhones in the store, but doesn't realize they're only selling one per customer!

What happens when a mob of Mac fan-boys are in line for the iPhone, and a reporter interviews one of four people in the country with the gadget? Why some moron comes along, that's what.